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Spam Poetry

May 17, 2013

Here’s another in my spam poem series, created entirely from spam email subject lines (might as well do something with them, right?). Enjoy.

Business Opportunity

Sick of a dead end job?

I thought you might be interested in this offer:

This company will explode upon becoming fully reporting;

I await your response.

Spam Poetry

May 10, 2013

It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of my “spam poems.” Here you go. Constructed entirely from the subject lines of spam emails (including the title of the poem on this one).

Success kit

You’ve said that you are not married.

Make a gift for your beloved one:

High quality Rolex replica watches.

All you wish + discount.